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A história conta-se em poucas palavras, uma criança desaparece a bordo de um avião e a mãe (interpretada por Jodie Foster) faz de tudo para a encontrar. O problema é que esta é uma mãe emocionalmente instável e já não pode garantir se a criança estava mesmo a bordo. Até aqui tudo bem, o pior vem a seguir, com a entrada em cena de um vilão patético e pouco convincente (interpretado por Peter Sarsgaard) que nos faz mais rir do que sentir medo - veja-se a cena filmada a partir do óculo do cockpit. A credibilidade e a verosimilhança são factores determinantes quando se procura atemorizar o espectador mas aqui só conseguimos mesmo sentir pena de tão fraco argumento e de todos os lugares comuns que para aqui são convocados, desde o vilão que vai contando a forma como orquestrou o plano enquanto procura a vítima até à mensagem politicamente correcta de que "os árabes são nossos amigos".
Admito que não seja fácil, nos dias que correm, conseguir criar verdadeiros ambientes de tensão e suspense, quando o género thriller psicológico já foi tantas vezes reinventado. Mas então não se tente. Sob pena de o resultado final ser um desastre ainda maior do que aquele que o avião sofre no fim...

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Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

E pensar que a sua esposa passou uma semana a chatear-me que queria ir ver "o novo da Jodie Foster"! Eu é que a convenci a irmos antes ver o Exorcismo de Emily Rose, que é uma comédia bem simpática. Ainda a miúda diz que agora só investe em cinema de qualidade! Tá bem, tá! ;)

22/11/05 12:31  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Atençao a todos os cinéfilos: ignorem o comment anterior no que se refere ao Exorcismo de Emily Rose. O filme nao é simpático nem tao pouco mete medo, o que até era mais esperado atendendo ao título que dá nome ao filme. E para ver espíritos demoníacos a falar em aramaico, já chegou e sobrou o Estigma. Portanto, senhores realizadores de Hollywood, vamos lá a ter alguma vergonha na cara e a ser criativos, sim? É que este ano tem sido um autêntico deserto cinematográfico...

22/11/05 18:39  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Porque é que o meu comment é para ignorar? Eu disse que o filme era uma cómédia simpática! Pelo menos eu fartei-me de rir!

22/11/05 23:25  
Blogger Ryder said...

Como habitual, chegou o papagaio para pôr defeitos na crítica do Jurássico. Se nem sequer vou discutir que o filme é fraco (e quanto mais tempo passa desde que o vi, mais fraco se torna), também não corresponde a um Zero. Pelo menos as interpretações são boas (sim, mesmo a do Peter Sarsgaard). Pior que isso, caro amigo Jurássico, é a vergonha INADMISSÍVEL de, numa crítica a um filme (por muito que não se goste - e já deu para perceber que não gostaste mesmo deste), revelar parte do argumento (ou quase todo, no caso). É inexplicável e de baixo nível, uma vez que (e logo num filme de suspense) retira ao leitor a liberdade de fazer os seus próprios juízos sobre o filme, uma vez que a história deixa de ter qualquer ponta de surpresa. Imaginem ir ver o Sexto Sentido sabendo o final. Não me digam que o filme não se torna bem pior...

23/11/05 00:44  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Ai, Ryder, que enervadinho! A sua crítica é tão mordaz que até parece acabou de abrir o site de cinema do Público e lhe contaram o filme tudo! Isto é só um blog, por isso nao se preocupe tanto e tome qualquer coisa para os nervos,, senão envelhece em três tempos e nós não queremos isso. De todo!

23/11/05 01:07  
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Lamento muito, Jurássico, mas desta vez tenho de dar razao ao Ryder. Contar parte do argumento do filme e do seu final e revelar a identidade do vilao é um erro de amador que nao se admite a um crítico do seu gabarito... Penso que este é mais um caso que atesta a sua já famosa "grande boca", nao é?;))

23/11/05 12:50  
Blogger Andy said...

Ok, entrego-me nas vossas mãos para ser humildemente chicoteado por ter cometido o grande ultraje de revelar que no final o vilão morre, o avião explode e a criança aparece... que surpresa enorme, não estava nada à espera deste final... Podiam chatear-me era se no final a criança explodisse, o vilão aparecesse e o avião morresse. Isso sim, dava um bom filme!!!
PS: Façam como a pipoca diz, tomem um Xanax que isso passa!

23/11/05 13:07  
Blogger Andy said...

Pipoca, o que é que queres dizer com "isto é SÓ um blog"?

23/11/05 13:09  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Bastava ver o trailler pra se ver logo o filme todo! O filme é mais do que previsível, sobretudo para mim, que tenho uma capacidade elevadíssima pra adivinhar o que se vai passar a seguir (não é verdade Caty, não é??. QUanto ao "isto é só um blog", nao era em sentido pejorativo. Era mais tipo "isto não é Premiere", ou uma publicação de cinema assim muitooo, muito importante! Poderá vir a ser, mas para já o seu blog está só a dar os primeiros passos. Mas com leitores stressadinhos destes não lhe auguro um bom futuro!

23/11/05 17:00  
Blogger Andy said...

Não será o Cinecartaz do Público mas há aqui críticas cinematográficas de primeira água! Quanto aos leitores, são os que se pôde arranjar... :)
PS: Informo-a em primeira mão que acabou de ser elevada à categoria de "amiga de Alex"... :))

23/11/05 17:43  
Blogger Ryder said...

Amigo andy, "felizmente não é um cinecartaz do Público", deve ser a frase utilizada.
Cara pipoca encharcada em açúcar (isso não lhe pode fazer bem!), não estava de todo nervoso, apenas desiludido com tão fraca crítica oriunda do Jurássico, à qual não só faltava qualidade e isenção, como recorria ao truque fácil (revelar o argumento) para desmotivar o espectador a ver o filme ou, caso o visse, não gostar minimamente dele. Há que entender que nem todos terão a sua "capacidade elevadíssima pra adivinhar o que se vai passar a seguir" (quiça oriunda da concentração elevada de açúcar no sangue) e como tal podem querer gozar o filme na sua plenitude (que não é muito vasta, nisso penso que estamos todos de acordo). Eu até tenho um amigo a quem, por norma, tenho de explicar várias partes dos argumentos...
Não é andy?

24/11/05 08:51  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Caro Andy, obrigada por me ter elevado a tao importante categoria... "amiga de Alex"...isto dá direito a alguma espécie de condecoraçao??

Quanto ao menino Ryder aconselho-o a ligar ao Andy antes de vir aqui ao blog e a perguntar o que há de novo. Assim já nao é apanhado de surpresinha e pode ir ver os filmes todos que quiser sem saber o final de antemao. Depois é só vir aqui e ver se bate certo ou nao. Que chatinho! E o que é que o menino sabe de "concentraçao de açúcar no sangue", heiinnn?? Fique sabendo que o facto de eu prever logo o que se vai passar é fruto de uma elevadíssima capacidade de antecipaçao (eu sabia que aquele workshop com a Maya me ia servir para alguma coisa). Assim sendo, deixe mas é de ser agressivo com o seu amigo Andy, que tanto bem lhe quer!!!

24/11/05 12:52  
Blogger Ryder said...

Andy: como quer o menino escrever crítica de cinema e ao mesmo tempo cometer erros tão infantis como revelar o final do filme? E depois ainda defender o seu erro?

Cara pipoca (não confundir com pipoca cara... esperemos que a crise não chegue a afectar isso): No que toca à minha relação (já jurássica) com o meu amigo Andy, não devem ser os amigos directos e frontais? Não são os melhores amigos aqueles que não temem corrigir-nos quando estamos errados?
Não me preocupo muito em vir ler o blog antes de ir ao cinema porque, nos últimos tempos, tenho visto os filmes antes dele ou com ele.
Não menosprezando os benefícios tirados pela comparência num workshop da Maya, a possibilidade por mim lançada de haver uma relação entre a elevada concentração de açúcar no sangue e a capacidade de adivinhar o que se vai passar num filme era apenas um pequeno apontamento de humor, que reconheço não ter sido o mais feliz. Por isso, aproveito para lhe pedir então desculpa se de alguma forma a ofendi, quem sabe até tornando-a numa pipoca mais salgada por alguns momentos.

25/11/05 09:14  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Hmmmpppppfffff... sonso! Se o menino ofendeu alguém nao foi a mim, foi a Maya (que, descobrimos ontem, é irma de um dos directores da SIC... muita coisa está explicada). Vá já para casa chicotear-se a pôr pimenta nessa língua!

25/11/05 11:39  
Blogger Andy said...

E eles não desarmam...
Mal posso esperar por ir outra vez ao cinema e escrever uma crítica, para ver as cenas dos próximos capítulos...

25/11/05 12:01  
Blogger Ryder said...

Andy: para ver as cenas dos próximos capítulos não é preciso ir ao cinema, basta ler o teu blog ou então perguntar à pipocamaisvidente. Um porque conta tudo, a outra porque consegue adivinhar o que se vai passar :P

Pipoca: Realmente essa situação da Maya explica muita coisa. Eu duvido é que ela seja a irmã mais velha... Depois de sair uma daquelas, qual a mãe que arriscaria de novo?

25/11/05 12:40  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Eu e a Maya somos assim, unha com carne! Íntimas que só nós! E os meus poderes de vidente estao cada vez mais apurados, acredite! Quanto ao irmao, cheira-me que devem ser mas é gémeos! Que grande sonsa que essa senhora me saiu... nao podia ter arranjado uma cunha melhor.

25/11/05 16:59  
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5/12/05 16:50  
Blogger Andy said...

Pipoca, devo dizer que sou um grandíssimo fã do seu blog (para mim, o melhor da blogosfera de longe, totalmente "addicting") mas que este blog tem uma premissa diferente e ainda não faltou com a palavra aos leitores já que a promessa escrita logo no segundo post é a de ser um blog "sai quando vai (ao cinema, pois claro!)" pelo que se não se tem ido, também não se tem escrito...
Mas aproximam-se os óscares e com eles a habitual maratona para ver tudo a tempo da grande noite, pelo que novidades não faltarão aqui nos próximos tempos...

14/12/05 16:09  
Blogger apipocamaisdoce said...

Pois, mas ao fim de 15 dias consecutivos a vir ao blog e a nao encontrar nada de novo a malta desiste,pensa que isto fechou e nao volta mais....e deixe-me que lhe diga que um cinéfilo que fica quase um mês sem pôr o pézinho numa sala deixa muito a desejar. E nem venha cá dizer que "nao há nada de jeito para ver", porque há sempre alguma coisa. Talvez nao nas salas mais comerciais (tipo.... EL CORTE!!), mas tem sempre o King, a Cinemateca e outros que tais. Por isso faça-se à life e torne-se mais produtivozinho!

16/12/05 09:05  
Blogger Andy said...

Tem toda a razão, vou só ali chicotear-me e já volto, sim?
(Bolas, nunca pensei ser tão insultado só por escrever um blog - é um que não queria que lhe contassem o fim do filme é a outra que exige mais assiduidade, onde é que isto vai parar?)

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